Behind closed eyelids

So I was walking out of this building, taking care of some errands, when this old guy is walking toward me:

Man: “Awww, you look like that singer. Damn, what’s her name? The fine one. What is her name? Macy Gray, naw dat ain’t her name.”

Me: Jill scott?

Man: Yeah, that her, Jill Scott. And you got pretty toes too. Praise Jesus, I’mo be right here waiting for you to get back. Girl, I give you all my food stamps…

Yeah…now, I’ve gotten this Jill Scott comment before. I’m honored, I think Ms. Scott is not only beautiful, but has an amazing voice. I own every CD she’s put out (someof them twice). My grandmother has also stolen said CDs under the pretense of “confisaction”. However I’ve never been offered food stamps as homage to her likeness. 

There are no words.